plutz

To collapse in exhaustion.

I've been carrying these heavy books all day, I'm going to plutz on the couch.

by J2J December 23, 2007

Plutz

The reduction in penis size after an erection.

After ejaculation, the penis will plutz to it's normal size.

by Pete344 September 21, 2007

Plutz

A fart-like sound made by pressing your lips together on someone else's body parts (arm, belly, cheek, neck, etc.) and blowing firmly enough until your lips vibrate on their skin.

I went to give her a kiss but surprised her with a plutz instead.

I gave my baby a plutz on the belly to make her laugh.

by Sheldon-L February 6, 2009

plutz

verb.

1.A female who has below average ugly looks.
2. Something that is stupid

1. "Look at that chick over there! Man she's plutz!"
2. "Nah, thats just plutz"

by Monty March 1, 2004

Viva la pluto fuck you

A phrase used after the declassification of pluto from planet to dwarf planet. A person who uses this phrase strongly believes that pluto should be and is a full planet. Commonly used in the same sentence as the phrase 'ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind' the 'nobody' mainly reffering to pluto

A - "Pluto is not a planet, i can prove it eith my many scientific stud-"
B- "VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU"

by Yourlocalcorpse March 20, 2020

thwart pluto

The act of manipulating the tip and opening of the penis in such a way that you speak with the mouth of the dick.

Before sticking it in Sally's butt, Jerry performed a thwart pluto to impress his mate.

by latter day taints December 8, 2013

Pluto Hugger

One who actively supports full planet classification for Pluto, thinking that its demotion to dwarf planet status is a great injustice that must be rectified forthwith.

Joan is planning to attend the triennial General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union (IAU) in August of 2015, a month after NASA's New Horizons spacecraft flies past Pluto and its three known moons, holding a sign in front of the convention center where they are meeting, demanding that the definition of a planet be changed to include Pluto and other like dwarf planets. She is a hardcore Pluto hugger.

by Olaffffffvfrf March 3, 2011