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Plaper

Plain, White Paper (usually bought in reams by large, wasteful businesses)
BOSS: Johnson! I want 250 copies of our prospectus on my desk by 4.00pm sharp!

JOHNSON: Yes, sir! On Plaper or on Letterhead?

BOSS: Whichever is cheaper, dammit!

JOHNSON: OK, Plaper it is, then.
by corporate_slave_1024466/Z October 6, 2009
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Plaper

Short form of plain paper
Hey can u get me some plaper
by crunt May 29, 2020
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Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.
"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."
by xnofy May 6, 2010
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flash paper

Specialized paper that strippers wear & when they scratch it, a bright flash is produced.
Coco told me about flash paper & I was amazed. What a sight to see!
by Starchylde May 20, 2016
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Papered Diamond Platinum

A woman who only has sex with medical papers.
She comes with papers and requires papers.
A pussy that is clean and free of any diseases and has partners show receipts (proof) they are clean before getting down. This is some one who has never been with anyone who has not shown proof with a doctor's approval It's Diamond Platinum pussy. She keeps it tight and right and does not put large objects inside of her (typically childless) and takes birth control and uses condoms. She is not a prude just clean, independent and responsible. A very rare find! Worth the papers if you want it bad enough.
Bro! She got that rare "Papered Diamond Platinum" pussy.
by sofluff April 1, 2019
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Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
by Eddy August 5, 2007
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Paper Angel

A con artist. A person that looks for people down on their luck, offers them help, and then seeks to control them. Much like a paper tiger appears scary at first but is merely an illusion of ferocity, a paper angel appears helpful at first, but is actually an illusion of assistance. A paper angel will lie and abuse it's victim to coerce control over them.
That nigerian prince email looks like a good opportunity, but be careful it's not just a paper angel
by Elementalgrrl October 10, 2018
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