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Plant Cognition

The controversial but growing field of study examining the sophisticated information-processing capabilities of plants, without necessarily attributing "thought" or consciousness. This involves observing how plants integrate sensory data (light, gravity, chemicals, touch), make "decisions" (like where to grow roots based on resource competition), exhibit memory (priming defenses after an initial attack), and communicate danger via chemical signals. It's the study of a form of intelligence that operates without a central brain, on a dramatically different timescale.
Example: "The study on plant cognition showed the Mimosa pudica could 'learn' that a repeated harmless drop wasn't a threat, and stopped curling its leaves. It remembered this for weeks. My basil plant, however, shows no cognitive ability when it comes to remembering I haven't watered it in two weeks."
Plant Cognition by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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Hard Problem of Plant Cognition

The debate over whether plants' complex adaptive behaviors—like root networks solving resource distribution puzzles or leaves optimizing sunlight capture—count as a form of "thinking." The hard problem here is: If they have no neurons, where and what is the "cognitive workspace"? How do we recognize cognition in a system so alien, operating on a timescale of hours or days, without a central processor? It's the challenge of defining cognition so it isn't just "brain-based information processing," potentially forcing us to see intelligence in silent, slow-motion biological algorithms.
Example: "The vine grew a perfect path through the lattice, avoiding painted (toxic) sections. The hard problem of plant cognition: Was that a cognitive choice, a simple chemical tropism, or a beautiful, mindless computation? And if there's no difference in outcome, does the 'mind' part even matter?"

Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories

Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!
Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026