planny

Adj. Used to describe someone who has to have everything they do planned and mapped out. Without a plan, this person feels lost and out of control. This does not mean this person stays at home and does nothing, but they are extremely uncomfortable “flying by the seat of their pants”. This person needs to have their activities for the following weekend known by Tuesday afternoon, or they start to get very nervous. Only likes spontaneity under controlled circumstances.

Her planny tendencies forced her to kick him to the curb; he was way too spontaneous asking her out for Saturday on a Thursday. What would she wear? How much time would she need to set aside to get ready? What type of food would they be eating so that she didn't eat the same thing in a 24-hour period. It was all too much for her to take, despite his PhD in chemistry, his competition-quality surfing skills, and his GQ looks.

by chukalyssa July 20, 2008

planny

a dick head boyfriend who just dumped u and says that he just got off with another girl and it really pisses u off when this certain girl is a (chabber)

nick says: sorry i cant go out with you anymore
the next day u get a call from a fat bitch dat says shes just got off with him warning to all plannys u'll get ur assed kicked 1 day

by janay January 2, 2005

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.

Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008

panny d

Obviously, the coronavirus pandemic

“We need to cut ourselves some slack...it’s a global panny d after all”

"Even during this panny d, the most contagious thing is still your smile"

"Your legs aren't the only things that are spreading during this panny d"

by Pannyd October 12, 2020

Oriental Planner

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.

Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.

by Dan Dan Noodles N. November 23, 2009

non-event planner

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........

Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.

by sheila in the car October 17, 2010

planned hammer

Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.

Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.

Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.

Sarah: Can I come?

Kimmie: No way churchie.

by cokemidget March 31, 2017