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Phanny Pack
An affix for the term Phan. Used when you’ve been through the deepest depths of Phan that you have forgotten what it’s like to be remembered. Being in limbo in the realm of Phan, you have created a life there keeping all of your sanity and precious possessions in your Phanny Pack.
Ben: Hey what’re you doing?
Lawn: Just making a bunch of nasty dip that I know no one will eat so I’m making it for the trash.
Ben: What’re you doing today?
…
Ben: #phan
…84 years later
Ben: Ah, what beautiful weather it is in this cave. I wonder what the sun is like. Come on Wilson, let’s go hunt for some Bloomin’ Onions. Where’s my Phanny Pack.
Lawn: Just making a bunch of nasty dip that I know no one will eat so I’m making it for the trash.
Ben: What’re you doing today?
…
Ben: #phan
…84 years later
Ben: Ah, what beautiful weather it is in this cave. I wonder what the sun is like. Come on Wilson, let’s go hunt for some Bloomin’ Onions. Where’s my Phanny Pack.
Phanny Pack by Bennehftw December 8, 2022
phanny bandit
phanny bandit by bigdaddygoblin June 16, 2008
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