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To be put in one's place
Todd: Hey little buddy, what's going on?
Mark: Just finished banging your mom. How's that for what's going on?
Jeff: OHHH PLACED!!!!
Placed by CMBC January 14, 2012

jake placed 

To be put in a position of complete and utter fuckerdness by the incompetency of another.
Most commonly a tweaker habit.
Damn tweaker scum stole Kristi's shit! Ben's gonna be pissed, that's the second time this week she got jake placed!
jake placed by benhookiscool December 16, 2014

Strategically Placed Cows 

These are cows(as in the animal we eat)that have been placed by cattle ranchers strategically on large ranchlands to fertilize their fields. Also known as SPC's.
Look at all the Strategically Placed Cows, they're really doing a great job of fertilizing large expanses of Albertan prairie.

Strategically placed 

AKA Camping, a person (or persons) strategically placing themselves in a place or for the most part a video game.
Ex1: "Dude I was Strategically placed in the house the other day Ashley came over!"

Ex2: Dude1: "OMFG these f*ckers are camping near A!"
Dude2: "No they aren't they are just strategically placing themselves in the game!....Noob."
Strategically placed by Quentin w. February 24, 2011

strategically placed selfie 

When a person makes it a point to put high quality selfies on their Snapchat story in hopes that their potential date will see it and respond.

Can be shortened to "SPS" for efficiency purposes.
Do you think Eric's snap is an strategically placed selfie (SPS) for me?

I need to put up a strategically placed selfie (SPS) for Eric to see.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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