COWS 

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

Cows are truly the governments toys.

COWS by Naikoe September 22, 2007

cows 

Leather seats!

Damn tha cloth if its a Lac lay'n back on cows is where its at!

cows by Thomas April 20, 2004

cows 

something that zaphod asked about in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy movie.

"what's normal?"
"whats home?"
"what are cows?

cows by Nick the Barber September 19, 2005

Cows 

1: A black and white mammal. The most popular source of milk. Some people eat cows, but there is a movement of people who go against this. These people are vegetarians, and they don't eat ANY type of meat. There is also a movement of people who don't eat meat or anything produced from an animal (including cow milk), due to the amount of abuse the animals or the animals' children go through. For example, to get a cow to milk it must have babys, but the farmers want extra money and need more milk, so they kill the baby cows and sell their meat.

2: A Sony fanboy. These people like the {PS2 and PSP more then other systems. They tend to say negitive things about other consoles.

1:Vegetarian "I can't believe people kill cows for food!"
Meat eater: "Well it tastes friggin' good!"

2: Tim: "Yesterday some cow dissed me and my bro 'cause we were playing a multiplayer
Super Mario 64 DS game, but we dissed him back!"
Jack: "Same thing happened to me yesterday, only we were playing Meteos!"

Cows by Zsky2 August 26, 2005

cows 

Used to describe unusually large calf muscles on a person due to obesity, exercise, or heredity.

Derived from the knowledge that a calf is a small version of a cow.

Suzy doesn't have calves, she has cows!

cows by mtre August 20, 2006

cows 

big black and white animals that live in the country and sit on their lazy fat asses and eat and shit grass all day. mooooooo!

a cuz be careful there are COWS on this road.

cows by carlos999 March 12, 2009

cows 

gay guy that is slow and sounds like a retarded 10 year old.

cows from FCF

"Hey guys lets do a radioshow"

cows by Bradexman December 4, 2007