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Pitoman

A Character created by The Miami Ballers contains a Cuh with crocs and glasses. Pitoman is love Pitoman is life. Pitoman contained a youtube channel with very good music. Although people think he died he didn't and he is going to be in a game that's screenplay is being made. Pitoman has contained in many musics.
Guy 1: Have you heard Pitomans new song?
Guy 2: who is pitoman
Guy 1: YOU DONT KNOW WHO PITOMAN IS
Guy 1: PITOMAN IS LOVE PITOMAN IS LIFE
by Sapito456 April 19, 2022
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pétomane syndrome

A minor behavior problem in which an individual, usually a preadolescent male, deliberately makes disgusting sounds for entertainment purposes. After Joseph Pujol, also known as Le Pétomane, a French entertainer.
Jonathan amused himself and his friends by making flatus-like sounds and generally manifesting the pétomane syndrome.
by Duckbutt February 10, 2006
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picomanagement

A style of managing people and projects that's exactly 1000 times more annoying and unproductive than nanomanagement. Or a million times worse than micromanagement.
The CIO's impulsive need to review and sign off on transcripts of meeting-planning meetings bordered on picomanagement.
by Dr Khaos December 9, 2006
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Pitman method

The act of opening a banana from it's opposite end, commonly chipping away at it's darkened stub with your thumbnails, then peeling it back per usual.

The benefit of this is that If the top of the banana is acting particularly stubborn, the Pitman method prevents damage to the banana and/or requiring the use of exterior tools to open the banana successfully.

Consoquently, the Bottom of the banana can become equally, if not more, damaged. But I know at least two people, including myself, who choose to discard of the bottom bit, as it's got a slightly bitter bit at the very end.
Birrell: "Hot dang, my Banana simply won't peel!"

Jay: "You clown, use the Pitman method!"

Birrell: "I'm simply astounded!"

Jay: "You're keen as!"
by James Birrell April 24, 2008
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pictomaniac

person that is obsessed with pictures
Person 1: I got a whole bunch of pics from this one website today.

Person 2: You're a pictomaniac.
by Sara and Bobby July 3, 2005
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pitman surprise

when having intercourse in the doggy position, pick up your phone, and call a friend. when you friend picks up the phone, pull out and slip your member into your lovers ass. make sure the phone is close to your lover's face to receive the "yelp" or scream. proceed to hang up the phone, and finish without her knowledge of anything happening.
i got a call from anthony, but all i heard was moaning, then a scream. He must have given her the pitman surprise.
by johnny dildonics January 28, 2008
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Pitolandia

Spanish. Translation: dick land.

A homoerotic, ravenous, cock-hungry establishment. A sausage farm, a gay club where faggots blow eachother in the stalls of the bathroom. A place where many peter puffers gather to feast on pito.
Fag #1: Hey did you go over to that new pitolandia by your house last night?

Fag #2: Mhhhhmmm, you know it perra! I have never gotten so much chorizo at a pitolandia like this one!
by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
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