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A Character created by The Miami Ballers contains a Cuh with crocs and glasses. Pitoman is love Pitoman is life. Pitoman contained a youtube channel with very good music. Although people think he died he didn't and he is going to be in a game that's screenplay is being made. Pitoman has contained in many musics.
Guy 1: Have you heard Pitomans new song?
Guy 2: who is pitoman
Guy 1: YOU DONT KNOW WHO PITOMAN IS
Guy 1: PITOMAN IS LOVE PITOMAN IS LIFE
Pitoman by Sapito456 April 19, 2022
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pétomane syndrome 

A minor behavior problem in which an individual, usually a preadolescent male, deliberately makes disgusting sounds for entertainment purposes. After Joseph Pujol, also known as Le Pétomane, a French entertainer.
Jonathan amused himself and his friends by making flatus-like sounds and generally manifesting the pétomane syndrome.
pétomane syndrome by Duckbutt February 10, 2006

picomanagement 

A style of managing people and projects that's exactly 1000 times more annoying and unproductive than nanomanagement. Or a million times worse than micromanagement.
The CIO's impulsive need to review and sign off on transcripts of meeting-planning meetings bordered on picomanagement.
picomanagement by Dr Khaos December 9, 2006

Pitman method 

The act of opening a banana from it's opposite end, commonly chipping away at it's darkened stub with your thumbnails, then peeling it back per usual.

The benefit of this is that If the top of the banana is acting particularly stubborn, the Pitman method prevents damage to the banana and/or requiring the use of exterior tools to open the banana successfully.

Consoquently, the Bottom of the banana can become equally, if not more, damaged. But I know at least two people, including myself, who choose to discard of the bottom bit, as it's got a slightly bitter bit at the very end.
Birrell: "Hot dang, my Banana simply won't peel!"

Jay: "You clown, use the Pitman method!"

Birrell: "I'm simply astounded!"

Jay: "You're keen as!"
Pitman method by James Birrell April 24, 2008

pictomaniac 

person that is obsessed with pictures
Person 1: I got a whole bunch of pics from this one website today.

Person 2: You're a pictomaniac.
pictomaniac by Sara and Bobby July 3, 2005

pitman surprise 

when having intercourse in the doggy position, pick up your phone, and call a friend. when you friend picks up the phone, pull out and slip your member into your lovers ass. make sure the phone is close to your lover's face to receive the "yelp" or scream. proceed to hang up the phone, and finish without her knowledge of anything happening.
i got a call from anthony, but all i heard was moaning, then a scream. He must have given her the pitman surprise.
pitman surprise by johnny dildonics January 28, 2008

Pitolandia 

Spanish. Translation: dick land.

A homoerotic, ravenous, cock-hungry establishment. A sausage farm, a gay club where faggots blow eachother in the stalls of the bathroom. A place where many peter puffers gather to feast on pito.
Fag #1: Hey did you go over to that new pitolandia by your house last night?

Fag #2: Mhhhhmmm, you know it perra! I have never gotten so much chorizo at a pitolandia like this one!
Pitolandia by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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