Pitolandia

Spanish. Translation: dick land.

A homoerotic, ravenous, cock-hungry establishment. A sausage farm, a gay club where faggots blow eachother in the stalls of the bathroom. A place where many peter puffers gather to feast on pito.

Fag #1: Hey did you go over to that new pitolandia by your house last night?

Fag #2: Mhhhhmmm, you know it perra! I have never gotten so much chorizo at a pitolandia like this one!

by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008

Polandia

A type of mattress you can only sit on in the dark and bitch about the world. Typically being used by old Polish-Jewish women or other people with a similar constant-bitching manner.

...Just like every other day, she sat on her Polandia mattress, in the dark, and bitched about how much her life sucks.

by Vagoy May 27, 2018

Polandiakbroormaybeboilolhehasalongnamegoofyahh

It's kind of a polandish boy name
That's just my definition of Polandiakbroormaybeboilolhehasalongnamegoofyahh

Person 1:hey bro do you know the polandish guy longest name
Person 2:Yeah I know
Person 1:OK say it
Person 2:imma say the full name
Person 1:yeah sure I'm fine with it
Person 2:OK it's...
Person 1:...
Person 2:Polandiakbroormaybeboilolhehasalongnamegoofyahh

by imapsycholol September 24, 2022

POLANDIAN

an insult to someone who is from poland. instead of calling him polish, call him a polandian and ruin his day.

Whats up POLANDIAN? How was your day POLANDIAN?

by teusinko March 13, 2025