Based off Sid the Sloth from Ice Age
When someone tries to do something nice for someone down on their luck, but they make things worse. Sometimes much worse.
Like Sid the Sloth.
When someone tries to do something nice for someone down on their luck, but they make things worse. Sometimes much worse.
Like Sid the Sloth.
Can you believe he got her a puppy after her son died? He’s such a Sid.
My house burned down! Why did you buy me a fire detector? Stop being a Sid!
My house burned down! Why did you buy me a fire detector? Stop being a Sid!
by I_caveman August 21, 2019

When you are so overworked that you no longer feel pain, exhaustion, or anything. Your brain is essentially on auto-pilot and you just keep working.
The bossman has been here since yesterday morning. He even burned his hand on the fryer without noticing. He’s on Juggernaut-mode right now.
Dude you literally walked through and knocked down an entire display shelf.
Sorry, I didn’t notice. I’m on Juggernaut-mode right now.
Dude you literally walked through and knocked down an entire display shelf.
Sorry, I didn’t notice. I’m on Juggernaut-mode right now.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Someone who loves god un-naturally more than they should. Often times this person will imagine a more than intimate relationship between them, god, and/or one of his disciples. It usually makes others uncomfortable.
My aunt is a god-lover who’s house is filled with thousands of religious trinkets.
He’s claims he communicates with God, but I think he’s just a crazy God-lover.
There’s a God-Lover screaming at people at the bus stop.
He’s claims he communicates with God, but I think he’s just a crazy God-lover.
There’s a God-Lover screaming at people at the bus stop.
by I_caveman August 23, 2019

I like going dancing with my family, but my cousin has puppy-syndrome.
I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.
I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019

A male that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.
That spoiler king ruined the last Star Wars movie for me!
Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.
I’m going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.
Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.
I’m going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.
He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.
That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.
A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.
A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
