I_caveman's definitions

Puppy-Syndrome

When a friend, family, or significant other follows you around everywhere like a little puppy.

I like going dancing with my family, but my cousin has puppy-syndrome.

I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Velcro-beard

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.

I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Queerdo

Similar to weirdo.
An offensive term for when a seemingly homosexual person is very strange, perverted, crazy, or extremely annoying. Usually in a way that does not benefit other homosexuals.

Eew, don’t invite that queerdo! He hits on everyone and everything.

They kicked him/her out of GALA because he/she was being a real queerdo.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Juggernaut-mode

When you are so overworked that you no longer feel pain, exhaustion, or anything. Your brain is essentially on auto-pilot and you just keep working.

The bossman has been here since yesterday morning. He even burned his hand on the fryer without noticing. He’s on Juggernaut-mode right now.

Dude you literally walked through and knocked down an entire display shelf.
Sorry, I didn’t notice. I’m on Juggernaut-mode right now.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Pipified

When someone is so addicted to the sex that their significant other controls their every move.

Why didn’t you friend come out tonight?
His girl has him pipified.

So are you really into this guy or are you just pipified?

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

God-abuser

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.

He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.

That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.

A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Spoiler Queen

A female that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.

My sister is a spoiler queen. I can’t watch anything without her blabbing the ending.

I heard from the spoiler queen that you’re pregnant.

The spoiler queen told me about the surprise party.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019