Definitions by I_caveman

Speed-Demon 

A driver who is aggressively tailgating other vehicles on the road because they want to travel over the legal speed limit.

I've got to change lanes because I've got a speed-demon on my ass.

Speed-Demon by I_caveman October 16, 2019

God-lover 

Someone who loves god un-naturally more than they should. Often times this person will imagine a more than intimate relationship between them, god, and/or one of his disciples. It usually makes others uncomfortable.

My aunt is a god-lover who’s house is filled with thousands of religious trinkets.

He’s claims he communicates with God, but I think he’s just a crazy God-lover.

There’s a God-Lover screaming at people at the bus stop.

God-lover by I_caveman August 23, 2019

Puppy-Syndrome

When a friend, family, or significant other follows you around everywhere like a little puppy.

I like going dancing with my family, but my cousin has puppy-syndrome.

I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.

Puppy-Syndrome by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Velcro-beard 

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.

I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.

Velcro-beard by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Queerdo 

Similar to weirdo.
An offensive term for when a seemingly homosexual person is very strange, perverted, crazy, or extremely annoying. Usually in a way that does not benefit other homosexuals.

Eew, don’t invite that queerdo! He hits on everyone and everything.

They kicked him/her out of GALA because he/she was being a real queerdo.

Queerdo by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Juggernaut-mode 

When you are so overworked that you no longer feel pain, exhaustion, or anything. Your brain is essentially on auto-pilot and you just keep working.

The bossman has been here since yesterday morning. He even burned his hand on the fryer without noticing. He’s on Juggernaut-mode right now.

Dude you literally walked through and knocked down an entire display shelf.
Sorry, I didn’t notice. I’m on Juggernaut-mode right now.

Juggernaut-mode by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Pipified

When someone is so addicted to the sex that their significant other controls their every move.

Why didn’t you friend come out tonight?
His girl has him pipified.

So are you really into this guy or are you just pipified?

Pipified by I_caveman August 21, 2019