Pitiano

pitiano is a stupid bastard who believes that a word exists when it does not in any language

" he was like aww i work in a huglersin... i was like, that's not even a word ya pitiano"

by notapitiano December 4, 2011

Pitino'd

Ejaculating in 15 seconds

I hadn't gotten laid in 3 months and Pitino'd a hot chick the other night at Porcini. Pretty embarrassing.

by Louisvilleisashithole July 31, 2010

pulling a Pitino

Sleeping or hooking up with a woman, getting her knocked up, then giving her money for an abortion. Modernized by the 2009 Rick Pitino extortion case in which he had sex with a woman in a restaurant, then later gave her $3,000 for an abortion.

Sully can't come out tonight, he is pulling a Pitino.

by Jimmy John James August 13, 2009

Pitino

Having sex with someone in a restaurant after-hours, getting her knocked up and paying for the abortion.

Remember that skank waitress? She wanted my money for her baby, so I pulled a Pitino on her and drove her to Planned Parenthood with a couple of G's in her pocket.

by Big C in D August 13, 2009

pitino

Someone who turns their back on a good thing. Also someone who switches sides in a rivalry.

The pitino turned his back on the good things he did in lexington and sided with the enemy in louisville.

by Gilbert Narley December 9, 2008

Pitino

Banging a random chick at a local establishment after hours and dropping a couple grand on her to take care of the problem.

I was at a restaraunt eating dinner and a random chick asked for my autograph. I told her she'd get her autograph right after I Pitino her bitch ass.

by tdub61 August 15, 2009

rick pitino

a low-intelligence gerbil who likes to cheat on the wifey by fucking a waitress on the table. Also can describe a jackass with a bad hair weave who wears white suits like colonel sanders

Look at that rick pitino with his little dick out getting killed by the 'Cuse while he preens around in his white suit

by Fast Eddie, KOS August 9, 2012