Pitiano
Pitiano by notapitiano December 4, 2011
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Pitino'd
Ejaculating in 15 seconds
I hadn't gotten laid in 3 months and Pitino'd a hot chick the other night at Porcini. Pretty embarrassing.
Pitino'd by Louisvilleisashithole July 31, 2010
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pulling a Pitino
Sleeping or hooking up with a woman, getting her knocked up, then giving her money for an abortion. Modernized by the 2009 Rick Pitino extortion case in which he had sex with a woman in a restaurant, then later gave her $3,000 for an abortion.
pulling a Pitino by Jimmy John James August 13, 2009
Pitino
Having sex with someone in a restaurant after-hours, getting her knocked up and paying for the abortion.
Remember that skank waitress? She wanted my money for her baby, so I pulled a Pitino on her and drove her to Planned Parenthood with a couple of G's in her pocket.
Pitino by Big C in D August 13, 2009
pitino
The pitino turned his back on the good things he did in lexington and sided with the enemy in louisville.
pitino by Gilbert Narley December 9, 2008
rick pitino
a low-intelligence gerbil who likes to cheat on the wifey by fucking a waitress on the table. Also can describe a jackass with a bad hair weave who wears white suits like colonel sanders
Look at that rick pitino with his little dick out getting killed by the 'Cuse while he preens around in his white suit
rick pitino by Fast Eddie, KOS August 9, 2012
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