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I was pitched when I saw you naked.
pitched by T-Monique December 31, 2007
Words you can keep
The stage in between being buzzed and being stone sober.
Urban dictionary REQUIRES you to have a sentence that says stuff about your word.

I am too pitched to compose a ledgable arguement, though not too pitched to drive.

It is early, therefore I am currently pitched as I write this urbandictionary entry.

I was drunk two hours ago, but now I'm just pitched.

pitched by Irapkp August 26, 2006
Hyper intent derived intensly vocally or quick physical actions
Did u see that girl and how pitched she was?
Pitched by Jasambina November 22, 2020
To have anal beads shoved up your ass by your partner while screaming “batter, batter”
Jim “damn she pitched you?”
Bob “Yeah, I can’t sit down
Pitched by Lulu9578 October 30, 2022

pitched tent 

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.
Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra
pitched tent by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006

Pitched a tent

Having a boner.
Pitched a tent by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017

"Pitched a Tent" 

1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.
1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"

2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
"Pitched a Tent" by Chicopee Greg November 1, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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