pitched

-Aroused
-Erect
-Boner
-Hard

I was pitched when I saw you naked.

by T-Monique December 31, 2007

pitched

The stage in between being buzzed and being stone sober.

Urban dictionary REQUIRES you to have a sentence that says stuff about your word.

I am too pitched to compose a ledgable arguement, though not too pitched to drive.

It is early, therefore I am currently pitched as I write this urbandictionary entry.

I was drunk two hours ago, but now I'm just pitched.

by Irapkp August 26, 2006

Pitched

Hyper intent derived intensly vocally or quick physical actions

Did u see that girl and how pitched she was?

by Jasambina November 22, 2020

Pitched

To have anal beads shoved up your ass by your partner while screaming “batter, batter”

Jim “damn she pitched you?”
Bob “Yeah, I can’t sit down”

by Lulu9578 October 30, 2022

pitched tent

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.

Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra

by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006

Pitched a tent

Having a boner.

You've pitched a tent GOD DAMMIT!

by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017

"Pitched a Tent"

1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.

1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"

2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.

by Chicopee Greg November 1, 2007