pitched tent

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.

Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra

by pitchedtentmaster October 7, 2006

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pitch tent

The act of raising a tent or blanket or shelter with ones boner.

We forgot tent poles, Trevor can just pitch tent tonight.

by Fifty1Mustang February 18, 2018

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Pitching Tent

Hawaiian slang for getting an erection to where you can see it lift up your pants like a tent.
-boner

Hawaiian slang -Braddah I went see dis chick da adah night ah? bra I was pitching one 7 inch tent cuz!

African American slang- Ey yo nigga i seen dis hoe at the club da otha day walkin down westside nigga you know dat shit cud i was pitchin tent nigga.

White slang- Dude I was like cruising down town and saw this girl, mannn was I sure pitching tent.

by Lukie-D June 25, 2008

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pitch a tent

To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"

by Nick D May 18, 2004

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