pistols

womens breasts

shes got a nice pair of pistols

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

Pistols at Dawn

When two gay lovers face each other whilst holding their dicks in an angry manner. They both then turn (back to back) and walk roughly ten paces. After pacing one or the other then turns, runs after his partner and penetrates him anally before the other can turn around. In this scenario, typically the "top" is considered the winner.

This act is often used to settle spats between lovers.

"I was so pissed off at Bruce last night. I found out that he let Toby suck his dick in the walk-in freezer at work. I challenged him to Pistols at Dawn and he won! that bitch! He didn't even lube up before hand! It's okay though, I didn't take a shit all day so he had a surprise waiting for him when he pulled out.

I'm gonna go down to the Blue oyster bar tonight if you want to join me."

by Free Muffins November 7, 2012

pistols and chickens

Pistols and chickens: guns and kilo bricks of cocaine.

"I loaded the pistols and chickens in the truck "

by Ghetto litteracy August 17, 2016

2 Pistols

Traitin' ass rapper who got knocked out with a one hitta quitta at a party and now nobody hears about (well his only song I heard was "She got it").

Friend 1: Did you hear that new 2 pistols song?
Friend 2: Is that the guy who got knocked out at a party?
Friend 1: Erm, I guess, well did you hear it?
Friend 2: :O! He can rap while in a coma?!

by Raw Doggy May 20, 2010

the sex pistols

an early British Punk Band, Not the 1st however, the Ramones were the 1st proper punk band, many before the Ramones and Sex Pistols set the aesthetic for punk (bands like the Stooges) but the Sex Pistols really brought punk rock to the United Kingdom. Possibly the british band with the most banned songs/albums ever. Their 1st single "Anarchy in the UK" is possibly one of the best punk songs. Ever. and the controversial "God save the Queen" remains a punk classic.

God save the queen, and her fascist regime, she made you, a moron, into a potential H-bomb!

by Deathbyspoons August 9, 2004

Sex Pistols

Punk band that did not invent Punk, but defined it. (Punk is now associated with anarchy)

The Sex Pistols fucking ROCK

by StraightEdge RivetBitch October 17, 2003

sex pistols

An amazing 70s punk band thats members included John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten, the singer - an artistic, yet brilliant, anarchist who was all about having his own style; Steve Jones, the guitarist - an ex-burglar who only cared about getting laid; Paul Cook, the drummer - a timid longtime friend of Steve Jones; and Glenn Matlock, the bassist - a mama's boy Beatles fan. Matlock was eventually replaced with Rotten's old friend and the Sex Pistols' biggest fan John Simon Ritchie also known as Sid Vicious. Vicious's bass skills were limited, because he taught himself one night while on speed, playing with a Ramones album. After meeting Nancy Spungeon, Vicious became a herion addict, and after Nancy's murder, Vicious was to blame, although most believe Vicious was innocent. Vicious died of an overdose just several months after Nancy's murder.

R. I. P. Sid Vicious
(May 10, 1956 - February 2, 1979)

"I am an Anti-Christ, I am an Anarchist," Anarchy In The UK - The first song written by Johnny Rotten.

by Effing Holly February 13, 2005