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pissturd 

Pissturd,

This type of turd can be found in a Cat litter box. When you are scooping your Cats Litter Box (shitting hole). You will always find several size turds in the box. These turds can be both made of Feces (Shit) or Urine (Piss). Your Cat litter was made just for this issue. Scoping becomes easier if all you have to do is scoop a Pissturd and a regular shitturd. Once your Cat urinates the urine mixes with the kitty litter. The more the Cat urinates it creates a larger Pissturd.
Dam did you see the size of that Pissturd that cat just pissed out?
pissturd by Fhill Myqraken June 19, 2014
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Pissturd 

I have a pissturd in my kidney
Pissturd by Meredith Palmer June 24, 2019

Pisstard 

Term used to show comtempt to flaming idiots
You damn pisstard!
Pisstard by Anonymous March 10, 2003

pisstures 

basically 'pisstures'are photos of you and your friends in which you are pissed(drunk,hammered etc).
'hey, can you send me those pisstures of yesterdays party?'

'Did anyone take any pisstures last night?'
pisstures by EM C HAMMER. March 7, 2009

pissturbate 

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.
I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.
pissturbate by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

Pisstard 

People who behave irresponsibly while/after consuming alcohol
Mel is behaving like a pisstard he clearly has had too much to drink.
Pisstard by Pisstard July 27, 2019

Pissturbation 

To be masturbating, and then have to piss while doing so.
Nintenjoe was so drunk after the 3 beers he drank, that he pissturbated.
Pissturbation by ICB4LIFE January 25, 2005