Pissturbed

I was very pissturbed when I saw my dog humping my nice china lamp.

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pissturbed

this is a combination of pissed off and disturbed and is very appropriate when talking about how a situation or a person makes you feel.

"I am so pissturbed at you for telling my boyfriend I went out with another guy" or "I was so pissturbed that I didn't get a raise".

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basically 'pisstures'are photos of you and your friends in which you are pissed(drunk,hammered etc).

'hey, can you send me those pisstures of yesterdays party?'

'Did anyone take any pisstures last night?'

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Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.

I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.

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To be masturbating, and then have to piss while doing so.

Nintenjoe was so drunk after the 3 beers he drank, that he pissturbated.

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A cross between pissed ( I spell the word as pist) and disturbed.

Im so pisturbed at you right now

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The posture one assumes when urinating.

She assumed an unusual pissture when she stood on the seat of the disgusting outhouse.

Pissture by Fuzzylogix August 15, 2019

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