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Pisstachio 

unfortunate seepage during ticklish fellatio from heavily moustachioed individual. Male or female.
"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry your extravagant facial hair has caused me to pisstachio."
Pisstachio by sharrypops October 7, 2009
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Pisstall whipped 

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.
My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.
Pisstall whipped by Petesbeeps August 5, 2017

Piss Tax 

Monies paid to a toilet attendent.
I was busting for a piss, but had to fork out the piss tax before releaving myself.
Piss Tax by Arch Crippledick February 3, 2009

pisstapated 

God I wish I could pee but I'm pisstapated
pisstapated by All4won December 29, 2016

pisstake 

"Look at this scary fundamentalist Web site. I can't believe that anyone would say such things and mean them." "They don't. It's obviously a pisstake."
pisstake by Doctor Whom December 23, 2005

pisstang 

That zesty taste when you have oral sex after a night out, maybe a hint of urine on the tongue. Imagine putting your tongue on a battery.
Cyanide Dave loves the pisstang from that sweaty twat
pisstang by Eddy loves God January 31, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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