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3-Point Piss

when you’re taking a piss and you back up to the back wall in your bathroom.
Guy 1: wanna go out tonight?
Guy 2: can’t bro i’m grounded cuz i failed the 3-Point Piss
3-Point Piss by FardedShided December 24, 2019

Three Point Piss 

A Three Point Piss happens when a guy is sitting down to take a dump and realizes he's gotta take a leak. Depending on the placement of his wang and the available space between the toilet seat and the toilet itself, sometimes a direct spray will split the uprights between the seat and the toilet- spraying piss all over your pants.
Dude, I gotta go home and change. There's too much space in between the toilet seat and the toilet and I three point pissed all over my khakis.

Point State Piss 

The annual event on Labor Day in Pittsburgh in which one man spectacles the tri-state area by ascending from the flock of sheep that are his fellow man and pissing on himself because he wants to in the ultimate display of dominance over not only mankind but the laws of nature themselves.
Yo let’s fucking shart at the point state piss motherfuckers won’t even know what to think.
Point State Piss by Megacock September 6, 2021

Piss Painter 

One who will bring on the piss. Can be hired on google. Will couat you down for a reasonable price.
"That kid smelled like he was dipped in a vat of piss. Like he woke up that morning and said "Whoo! Bring on the piss!" and someone brought on the piss. I don't know who would bring piss on, but you can pretty much hire anybody on Google these days. Just type in Piss Painters and someone will coat you down for a reasonable price."
Piss Painter by Tetyana October 14, 2006

Piss Painters 

Someone that gives you a coat of piss especialy to kids named obby, robby and anyone thats named with an obby on the end as Dane Cook would put it
"Like he woke up in the morning and said, BRING ON THE PISS!" and someone did bring on t he piss. YOu can pretty much hire anyone off google these days. Just search piss painters or something." - Dane Cook

piss painter 

the acidity of urine has a notable affect on copper and some metals. To some, the product created is concidered modern art
Josh has this weird metal artwork in his living room...
Don't touch it! He's a piss painter
piss painter by bayla April 27, 2009