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Piss Pen 

SKÖL Bro 1: How was your date with Attention Peice?

SKÖL Bro 2: she let me Pop’er in the Piss Pan with my Piss Pen.
Piss Pen by TOTEMIR February 23, 2022

piss penny 

A piss penny is a small round urine stain the size of a coin that has soaked through a man's pants after having said piss.

"ah man I have such an obvious piss penny on my jeans"

Usually located in the crotch area, depending on the 'hang' of each man. Occurs as a result of insufficient 'shake off' after a male urination.
I can see that guys piss penny!
piss penny by campsta November 27, 2013

rhode island piss penciling 

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.
Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.

twenty pence piss 

Refers to the cost of peeing in a train station toilet, for which you will invariably be charged twenty pence to gain entry. Rhymes with "twenty pence piece".
"I was desperate to pee, but my train wasn't due to leave for a while, so I had to fork out for a twenty pence piss!"
twenty pence piss by brosephkirk January 11, 2012

Penguin Piss 

An outdoor piss taken (normally in the cold winter months) right after getting a blow job, whereby you walk with your pants around your ankles towards the nearest tree for the “after piss” This walking motion resembles that of a penguin, hence the “Penguin Piss”
Hey Marty, did you see Roger last night? Right after Sue sucked him off he had an immediate Penguin Piss situation
Penguin Piss by Big Bing Theory January 7, 2011

penis piss

An extremely concentrated dose of soapy water delivered directly to the crotch while bathing which, if done correctly, results in an unpleasant stinging sensation in the penis
I didn't notice the bar of soap was missing until I got hit with the batch of penis piss it had been used to make.
penis piss by SideshoViD November 17, 2009