The original etymological
root word for the modernized term = Politician.
The profession and practice of willingly engaging in relationships, behaviors, affairs and deceitful tactics for the purpose of self promotion/gain/sexual gratification through profiteering, theft, criminal enterprising and the cloaked instantiation of illicit/fraudulent activities without regard for
harm, impairment and/or disability inflicted upon others.
{Background and Context}
Upon return from a
research expedition in the aboriginal territory of Korkycow Australia, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen delivered a lexicon postulate based on revelations from ancient scrolls and audio-phonic linguistic interpretations stemming from his interactions with the Hunterbiden Microcock Pygmalion Tribe. Dr. Culvitude was attempting to decode a scroll illustrating a smiling, garment rich man holding the
heart of another person standing nearby, when a bitter feisty, belly scourged Pygmy pointed at the picture, clearly anunciating the word "Pirat-ician" with a
heavy oriental accent. Dr. Culvitude phoned his partner Dr. Kevin
Michael Damone of this revelation wherein it would serve as
proof of Culvitudes conjecture on the transcontinental,
English modernization and pronunciation of "Politician" which actually evolved from the
Latin word "Pirata" combined with "ician", or "Piratician".
"Dr. Damone, the Pygmy
chief clearly said the word "Piratician" when trying to tell me about how a once friendly tribe deceived them, took their food reserves,
fingered our Matriarchs and returned with an affect of
innocence as if nary an expression of remorse."
