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A village with a population of about 23 (most of which are sheep anyway) situated in the scenic (read: fuck all to do except look at mountains and sheep) south wales valleys.

Often referred to as 'cwmflimflop' or 'cumchynfech' by those who can't pronounce the 'll'. Which is everyone.
Mr A: Yeah, I live in Cwmllynfell

Mr B: ...Where?
by DavidTheRave March 31, 2011

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The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.
<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

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The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.
<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

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