pirate face

Strange facial contortions intended to look tough.

Pirate face is contagious. It may include such symptoms as a sneering upper lip, raised eyebrow, sour grapes mouth, or constipation eyes.

The rapper Pitbull has a bad case of pirate face.

pirate face by cathexis July 24, 2011

Pirate face

The art of cumming in the face of a female, and getting her in the eye. She then closes it and yells "arrgh". If you get her especially well, she may need an eye-patch.

Bill Clinton: "I did not have pirate face relations with that woman." -Reuters

Pirate face by Gregness November 12, 2007

pirate face

A person that is at a very high level of intoxication to the point of needing to close one eye to avoid double vision.

The pirate portion is in reference to a carefree demeanor, strong alcohol breath, and the use of only one eye as if they were wearing an eye patch.

I coined this term after meeting an individual in A.A. and discussing my use of one eye to be able to see while drunk. He mentioned that he always had an eyepatch hanging from his rear view mirror for just such an occasion!

I can't believe Frankie actually beat guts with that beezy that was rockin the pirate face.

pirate face by sickbeats June 2, 2007

face pirate 

When your recieving head and you pull out squirt it on her face only hitting one eye. It burns bad and she closes the eye and says arrrrrggggg making a pirates face.

My wife went out for holloween with a face pirate.

face pirate by mark snider February 13, 2004

face pirate 

A degrading sexual maneuver in which the man screams "ArRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG" in a pirate voice, then promptly ejaculates in their partner's eye. This is a common alternative for pirate enthusiasts to deviate from the standard swashbuckler finisher.

Deborah was being a real bitch last night, so i gave her a face pirate.

face pirate by all-nite-freak August 1, 2007

Pirate Facebook 

A version of Facebook translated to Pirate Language.
All the links and default text on your Facebook homepage, along with others' profiles will be changed to read things in a "pirate-y" way.

-To enable this:
Go to your homepage->Click Settings->Select Language->Scroll down to English (Pirate)->Choose this option

"Dude, did you ever hear of Pirate Facebook??"

"Yeah! It's hilarious man, lolol. I changed my language to upside down font, afterward. It hurts my eyes xD"

Examples:
"Home - Home Port
Friends - My Hearties
Like Button - Arr, I concur!
Comment button - Weigh In
Logout - Abandon Ship"

Pirate Facebook by captain dearfriend matey December 10, 2009

Pirate Faced 

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.

After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of [Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.

Pirate Faced by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018