10 definitions by sickbeats

Someone who is in the business of selling thizz

The act of being intoxicated or otherwise inebriated to the point of being pirate faced making the individual unable to drive or walk in a straight line.

Driving while not focusing on the road and swerving around

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.

A person that is at a very high level of intoxication to the point of needing to close one eye to avoid double vision.

The pirate portion is in reference to a carefree demeanor, strong alcohol breath, and the use of only one eye as if they were wearing an eye patch.

I coined this term after meeting an individual in A.A. and discussing my use of one eye to be able to see while drunk. He mentioned that he always had an eyepatch hanging from his rear view mirror for just such an occasion!

Pronounced: nar-macked

Mact of very poor quality that is cut with adulterants or is sketchy looking.

Getting so faded that you can't go anywhere because you don't wanna get hassled by the cops. Hence being trapped like a fox.

Bring your own wig. This is in reference to gnarly girl with a dike-ish haircut.