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Pity puff 

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".
"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."
Pity puff by CrazyEef August 22, 2012
Related Words
Pioty • piotr • pitty • pity • pity fuck • pity like • pity party • Pity titties • piety • pitoy

Root Pooty 

A man who sharts on YouTube for profit
Guy 1: Do you know Root Pooty?

Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he the guy who farts?
Root Pooty by Matt Man07 March 5, 2021

Aunt Pittypat 

Also known as Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell in drag, on a Saturday night.
Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.
Aunt Pittypat by GRocco August 21, 2017

pitylingus 

Performing oral sex on a girl because you feel sorry for her.
Hey, Joanne, I got some pitylingus last night. It was just as good as the regular kind.
pitylingus by laughing girl January 5, 2011

Pimty Tare 

Accidental anagram of 'Party Time' by an assembly worker at B&M when making bunting. Coined by 'Club Solo', a club-night founded during the famous Covid Lock-down.
'It's the weekend and it's Pimty Tare!'
Pimty Tare by Siren72 July 18, 2020
The first ever "chat crew" on internet voice chat. Founded in 1998 by pootycrew1 and pooty_master_69. Many other chat crews formed after the founding of the Pooty Crew and there were even crew "wars" from 2000-2003. A group of people united for a similar purpose in a chat room, usually talking about insane subjects.
"Man, the PootyCrew is tryin to sell them old folks chrome wheelchair rims in 60's chat again."
pootycrew by pc1 March 30, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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