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Pintology 

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.
- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.
Pintology by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010
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A short way of meaning drinking a small quantity.
When you mean you want to go for an alcoholic beverage of your choice(pint), but only a couple (two/toos)
"Comin for a drink Dave?"
"Yes, but only pintoos"

or

"Who's up for pintoos?"
pintoos by nukedbug April 21, 2006

Pintology 

The studying of the pint
Dan: Hey John, Would you consider yourself religious?
John: Yes, I'm very much into my Pintology. Pint orrr?
Pintology by the durs April 2, 2015
An every day pint- however when drank with the BOISSS or the GALLSSS it becomes a pintolo - a pint consumed in great company.
‘Hey Emma, fancy a pint later?’
‘Absolutely, cant beat a pintolo with the girls’
pintolo by Beveragini123 May 9, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026