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Pinker Ponker 

Pinker Ponker is the pig in popular game "Five Nights At Pinker Ponker's" made by HeyGuyCalculator On Itch Io
go download FNAPP to see pinker ponker
Pinker Ponker by goldnnn January 9, 2024
Verb: To nag incessantly through electronic communication. Often used when one over-complicates a simple situation or project and asks too many follow-up questions for clarity.
Speedin: Hey, did you hear from Dolly?

Dawson: I asked her to come, but now she won't stop pinkering me about this party.

Speedin: Change your email address and delete your facebook profile
Pinker by hawkingsgirl April 26, 2011
You broke the promise now cut off your pinker.
Pinker by bigdickdaddy95 January 22, 2018

Pit Bull Pinker 

”Pinker” is a term that originated on The Real Pit Bull Forum spontaneously in response to new material coming out about Pit Bulls. The "pink-ing" of the Pit Bull is a trend that tends to “dumb down" Pit Bulls for mass consumption. Pinkers tend to want to “pretty up” the dogs (i.e. verbally dress them up all pink and glittery), talk about how “it’s all how you raise them”, and insist that dogs of unknown heritage (i.e. shelter and rescue dogs) can NEVER be properly identified and therefore it is impossible to even attempt to assign breed traits or educate adopters on potential behavioral traits in Pit Bulls (basically invalidating the notion of purebred rescue work completely). Pinkers often have a misunderstanding about what a Pit Bull (American Pit Bull Terrier) actually is, a lack of knowledge on proper breed temperament, label even KNOWN purebreds of various breeds or obvious mixed breeds “pit bulls” (a lead they’ve taken from BSL supporters – i.e. legislators that know nothing about dogs or breeds, let alone Pit Bulls), and spread misinformation about Pit Bull history."
"Pit Bull Pinkers are always telling everyone that they should get a Pit Bull and making things up about the breed that aren't even true."

"Pit Bull Pinkers like to try to make Pit Bulls more appealing by using verbally pink and glittery language and reinventing history."
Pit Bull Pinker by sapphire011678 October 14, 2011

pinker and the stinker 

(pinker and the stinker) is a threesome. 1, female ,2, males
pinker and the stinker #1 e.g. mariah was down to do a (pinker and a stinker) number , so we started hitting it,but this fool was hording the pinker ,and did'nt want to switch with me , so i ended up with a bunch of shit on my dick,it's cool though i still got my nut on . e.g.#2 roxy lets u and i and collin have a pinker and a stinker party:)
pinker and the stinker by wic November 29, 2010
"Mate, she's an absolute ponker"
ponker by sparkneon October 7, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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