Pink Panter 

A teal haired senior at CHS with large baggy pink pants. He often speaks of smoking his bong in the center console of his shitty Buick and warding off the cops while high. He frequently wears pajama pants to school and he wears a pink taper instead of an actual guage. He used to color coordinate his taper, hair, and pants; not so stylish ey? In other words, he is a tool and potentially fixable by literal or metaphorical castration.

Pink Panters frequently blow thrity-five year old men that are balding.

Pink Panter by kfeaaa March 14, 2009

Pink Panther 

A Pink Panther is like taking a Phantom but you leave a little clue behind that something was there.

I was quite confident I took a Phantom but after further inspection and the obligatory courtesy wipe it was clear that I Pink Panther'd my pooper 💩

Pink Panther by #SoNotAJames November 2, 2021

Pink Panther 

Homosexual Male version of a Cougar. An older gay male, usually at least 40 who seeks to score with younger boys in their 20's. He is often a wealthier gay male who uses his money to seduce or score with younger men.

In a nightclub on Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood, CA:

Ryan: Hey, like why are all those cute boys gathering around over there?
Stephan: Oh, well I heard that like, some sugardaddy pulled up in a Bentley and he's like buying them all drinks.
Ryan: Ah, fabulous! A Pink Panther. I should like make sure he notices how fierce I am so I can get in on some of that.
Stephan: You're such a slut!!!
Ryan: Ya, well he can like take me back to his den anytime honey.

Pink Panther by Sidbo January 10, 2010

Pink Panthering 

To creep on someone in an uncertain manner; to move in a forward and backwards motion (uncertainly)

Shaina is pink panthering Cody when walking down the stairs because she wasn't sure if she could bother him.

Pink Panthering by jar1227 June 23, 2015

Pink Panther Dick

When a male with rosacea had a light pink shaft and a fiery red tip, usually combined with unkempt pubes

Me: Dalton has a Pink Panther Dick
Jordan: what’s that?
Me: when a guy has an unnaturally light pink shaft with a flaming red tip.

Jordan: I mean, you’re not wrong.

Pink Panther Dick by shortcake._.caleigh January 26, 2019

The Pink Panther Effect 

A strange phenomenon in which the following occurs:-

Man A: Boy the road sure is clear today
I believe I shall cross it
*A huge line of cars suddenly appears from no-where and starts to drive in front of the man*
-3 hours later-
Man A: I am still waiting for the right moment to cross the road safely.

Taken from a particular Pink Panther episode where the panther puts his toe on the road and cars appear from nowhere

Oh man, I was trying to cross the road but the Pink Panther Effect stopped me

The Pink Panther Effect by Zicks April 23, 2006

pink panther 

A heterosexual male who uses a homosexual manner to pull women. This is used to such an extent that many people suspect him to be gay.

-Did you see how camp that bloke was, he must be gay.
-Nah, he's just a pink panther.

pink panther by Pete July 20, 2004