Definitions by Sidbo
Photogaynic
My friend Peter showed me his pics from a recent trip he took to Los Angeles with his girlfriend. Surprisingly, he looked gay in every picture. I never realized how photogaynic he is.
Photogaynic by Sidbo February 8, 2013
Gate
A Gay date. Most commonly, a gate occurs when a single woman needs a date when attending a function like a wedding, company Christmas party, or even a school dance.
Gates, are non-threatening to the woman, and usually make great companions because there are no pre-conceived ideas of the definition of the date, make great dance partners, have good etiquette, and of course dress well.
There have been many instances when the woman becomes delusional and secretly views the gate as a real date. This is known as "trying to change the lock on the gate" and has never succeeded.
Gates, are non-threatening to the woman, and usually make great companions because there are no pre-conceived ideas of the definition of the date, make great dance partners, have good etiquette, and of course dress well.
There have been many instances when the woman becomes delusional and secretly views the gate as a real date. This is known as "trying to change the lock on the gate" and has never succeeded.
Bride to Sister: Samantha, have you found someone to bring to my wedding yet?
Samantha: Actually, yes, I have. I'm bringing my friend Bryan.
Bride: Oh, could Bryan be someone special? More than just a friend?
Samantha: No, he's just a gate. Unfortunately, he doesn't play on our team, but he looks good and is fun to hang with. Plus it will prevent the family from getting their hopes up about me being the next to walk down the aisle in a white dress.
Samantha: Actually, yes, I have. I'm bringing my friend Bryan.
Bride: Oh, could Bryan be someone special? More than just a friend?
Samantha: No, he's just a gate. Unfortunately, he doesn't play on our team, but he looks good and is fun to hang with. Plus it will prevent the family from getting their hopes up about me being the next to walk down the aisle in a white dress.
H-FAD
Chad: Wow, check out that blonde hottie in the blue top on the dance floor. I'm gonna go out there and get my groove on with her.
Austin: She's a babe. Go for it dude.
10 seconds later....
Austin: You're back already? What she turn ya down?
Chad: Na, just turns out she was H-FAD.
Austin: She's a babe. Go for it dude.
10 seconds later....
Austin: You're back already? What she turn ya down?
Chad: Na, just turns out she was H-FAD.
Trump
To be proven 100% wrong of one's theory, and then to proudly take all the credit for being proven wrong.
Lindsay started trumping, saying she was proud that she made Kaitlin come forward and prove with a DNA test that the baby was conceived by Katilin's own husband. All after claiming she had proof otherwise, spreading nasty rumors, and casting doubt saying it was another man's even though a blood test had proven otherwise.
iPad
Kindle's murderer.
Jean: That new Sedaris book is out. I'll download it to my handy dandy friend, Kindle!
Barry: Kindle? You still stuck on him? I thought iPad killed Kindle before it even had a chance to reach pre-school.
Jean: Ya, I know, that sure was a waste of $300. iPad is so guilty in the case of Kindle's murderer. Kindle is now resting in peace with Palm Pilot, VCR and Projection TV in Techno Heaven.
Barry: Kindle? You still stuck on him? I thought iPad killed Kindle before it even had a chance to reach pre-school.
Jean: Ya, I know, that sure was a waste of $300. iPad is so guilty in the case of Kindle's murderer. Kindle is now resting in peace with Palm Pilot, VCR and Projection TV in Techno Heaven.
Pink Panther
Homosexual Male version of a Cougar. An older gay male, usually at least 40 who seeks to score with younger boys in their 20's. He is often a wealthier gay male who uses his money to seduce or score with younger men.
In a nightclub on Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood, CA:
Ryan: Hey, like why are all those cute boys gathering around over there?
Stephan: Oh, well I heard that like, some sugardaddy pulled up in a Bentley and he's like buying them all drinks.
Ryan: Ah, fabulous! A Pink Panther. I should like make sure he notices how fierce I am so I can get in on some of that.
Stephan: You're such a slut!!!
Ryan: Ya, well he can like take me back to his den anytime honey.
Ryan: Hey, like why are all those cute boys gathering around over there?
Stephan: Oh, well I heard that like, some sugardaddy pulled up in a Bentley and he's like buying them all drinks.
Ryan: Ah, fabulous! A Pink Panther. I should like make sure he notices how fierce I am so I can get in on some of that.
Stephan: You're such a slut!!!
Ryan: Ya, well he can like take me back to his den anytime honey.
Pink Panther by Sidbo January 10, 2010
Photodyking
Photodykes
When 2 or more straight girls all of a sudden act like skankylesbians as soon as a camera is aimed at them. They feel a sudden urge to act like they are kissing, licking, or feeling up on each other whenever someone asks to take their picture, especially at parties or whenever alcohol is involved.
When 2 or more straight girls all of a sudden act like skankylesbians as soon as a camera is aimed at them. They feel a sudden urge to act like they are kissing, licking, or feeling up on each other whenever someone asks to take their picture, especially at parties or whenever alcohol is involved.
Heather, Ashley, and Krissy instantly went into skanky photodyking poses as soon as the Jason asked if he could take their picture at the New Year's Party.
Drunk off their asses, and desperately trying to get Ryan's attention, Misha and Tara thought that becoming photodykes would do the trick when taking slutty pictures of themselves with their tongues hanging out.
Drunk off their asses, and desperately trying to get Ryan's attention, Misha and Tara thought that becoming photodykes would do the trick when taking slutty pictures of themselves with their tongues hanging out.
Photodyking by Sidbo January 6, 2010