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Ping Dong 

when playing strip ping pong a male sees a womans breasts and sports a boner then instead of using a paddle he uses his boner to play.
Dude, jimmy and frank were playing strip ping pong and started playing ping dong, what fags!
Ping Dong by Sir Bonqweeqwee December 24, 2009
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Long Dong Ping Pong 

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.
Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

Ding-dong ping-pong 

A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle
At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.
Ding-dong ping-pong by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018

Ding-Dong Ping-Pong 

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.
My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.

Ding dong Ping Pong 

The game of love, the back and forth, the banter, the games, the sexual tension , the love dance.
Wow, Ruby and that guy sure played some ding dong ping pong last night! The chemistry was sick. They were on fire with their sexual chemistry. They were eye fucking and didn't stop talking all night. It was a good match.
Ding dong Ping Pong by AlanaRose October 17, 2016

Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong 

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.
Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”
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