After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.
Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.
by Scroteinagreencoat October 25, 2016
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tod-" hey can i borrow twent dollars?''
jeremiah-" pinch that dick playboi"
tod-"thanks man"
2. yo son, pinch that......
3. raise your glasses and pinch that dick!!!
jeremiah-" pinch that dick playboi"
tod-"thanks man"
2. yo son, pinch that......
3. raise your glasses and pinch that dick!!!
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