After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.
Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.
by Scroteinagreencoat October 25, 2016
Get the Pinch dickmug. An affectionate way to acknowledge a friends story about him or herself: a simple phrase used in the urban community to describe anything and everything.
tod-" hey can i borrow twent dollars?''
jeremiah-" pinch that dick playboi"
tod-"thanks man"
2. yo son, pinch that......
3. raise your glasses and pinch that dick!!!
jeremiah-" pinch that dick playboi"
tod-"thanks man"
2. yo son, pinch that......
3. raise your glasses and pinch that dick!!!
by pauliepancakes June 24, 2013
Get the pinch that dickmug. A hand job by george takei or lenord nemoy
by tacobellassassin September 12, 2010
Get the vulcan dick pinchmug.