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Pinadiles 

An STD that a crocodile got when fucking a pineapple then a man who was into beastiality fucked the crocodile and caught the STD then had sex with more people and spread it...there is no known cure.... beware kids,stay away from creeps that fuck crocodiles or the people that fuck them
Theres nothing to be said....except

Never, ever fuck a pineapple or Crocodile or people who fuck them .... you'll get.................

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Pinaplles 

Sharon: How were the pinaplles?
David: Did you just misspell pineapples?
Sharon: Yeah haha, sorry my bad, autocorrect.
David: Dude, we're talking right now...
Sharon: *rolls foot*
David: Do NOT ever roll my foot again...
Pinaplles by WillYourNarrator September 23, 2021

punaniless

When u get no pussy
You get no pussy your punaniless
punaniless by Ramaboywilliams August 27, 2022

pindlies 

My arm went all pindly.
I got pindlies in my arm.
pindlies by Chrisssssssssss June 28, 2005

Pinapples 

Person 1: "So yeah I gave him pinapples last night."
Person 2: "Finally!"

Mother: "So what did you and Billy do last night?"
Daughter: "Oh you know... pinapples."
Pinapples by mombo italiano October 6, 2010
An abbreviated version of the term ‘Pins and Needles’.
Shit bro, I left my dumbbell flange weight on my leg for too long and now I’ve got pindles.
Pindles by Bob Robson October 15, 2017

Pindleskin 

The smallest most micro of all the micro D's. Lacks all D curvature, and in general gets no ladies. Full of herpes, and genital warts and has a yellowish hue.
*As Bryce drops his shorts to take a shower* Joe says: "Dude you have a pindleskin"
Pindleskin by The Best123 March 10, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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