Pineapples

A code word for a sexual act such as a blow job, fingering, a hand job or sexual intercourse. To be used when speaking around others.
Boyfriend: "Pineapples babe"
Girlfriend: "Yeah babe, alright"
Parent: "What's pineapples??"
Girlfriend: "The fruit mum, it's his favourite."
by MissyBlue May 19, 2014
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Me: hmm I wonder -searches up pineapples-

Urban Dictionary: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP PINEAPPLES YOU STUPID FUCK

Me: is this why I failed my science test? ;-;
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I term you use to describe cocaine when in a situation where you do not want to reveal you are talking about cocaine.
Friend 1: Hey bro, I’m hungry wanna eat some pineapples

Friend 2: Fo sho dog let’s go!
by Jgard12 February 15, 2018
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A pineapple is a fruit. It is common to tropical areas and super markets. It is also a natural laxative (first hand experience). It is a main ingredient in dozens of recipes from being a pizza topping to part of a fruit kabab. It is also the nickname of the Mk 2 hand grenade.

IMPORTANT PSA!
PINEAPPLES HURT WHEN INSERTED INTO RECTUM!!!
Frank spent the rest of the afternoon destroying his toilet after eating 5 whole pineapples.
by Socialist Drummer May 03, 2012
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Why are you looking at the definition of pineapples, you brainless block of internet?
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A) Yes, We all know it's a fruit.
B) A code word used by collegiates (or anyone sharing a room) to notify his/her roommate that he/she is getting laid.

Verbally it is spoken to get the roommate out of the room to engage in sexual activity or Written on a sticky note and put on the door to

avoid a walk in.
A): If you are looking for the literal pineapple fruit, you shouldn't be on here.
B): Joe put a sticky note with "Pineapples" written on it so his roommate wouldn't walk in on him banging Jen.

Joe: I need the room tonight.

Tim: Why?

Joe: Pineapples.

Tim: Ah. The room's yours.
by Delta_Menace September 22, 2013
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