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Pimpysmack 

n. A light-hearted, willfully inconsiderate smart-ass act; an attempt to humiliate or embarrass, shame or slam another.

n. A figurative pimpsmack.

v. The act of pimpysmacking another.

Sentence: Wow/Haaa/Awww/Oooh/Ohh/Ha...pimpysmack!
Ex.1
Player 1: tea-bags Player 2
"Ha! Pimpysmack, bitch!"

Player 2: "Get off me, muthafucka!"

Ex.2
John: "Sarah, what's up for Friday?"

Sarah (John's new interest): "Nothin' as of now. Whatcha thinkin?"

Matt (friend next to John): "Hey dude...forgot to ask, can I get that cream back?"

John (to Matt): "Wow...pimpysmack!

Matt laughs

John smirks: "Sure...laugh now."
Pimpysmack by Clevercaligirl March 4, 2011

pimpazizal 

Adjective. PIMP-EH-ZEE-ZUHL. Commonly used to refer to something as very cool, exciting, out-of-this-world, etc. Related to 70's term "far-out," 90's "way-cool," and other commonly used words and phrases to describe the hipness or "cool-factor" of a noun.
"This laptop is pimpazizal!"
"Duuuddddeee. My mom's car is pretty cool, but this minivan is hella pimpazizal!"

Common responses include: "Dude." "Sweet." "Yeah, whatever." "Hella." "Your mom, is pimpazizal." or any combination of thereof. Please note: this list is by no means exclusive and various other responses are acceptable.
pimpazizal by Marcel the Monkey February 18, 2008

Pimpy Longcocking 

Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:

When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.

I'm dead serious.
She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.

pimpysmooth 

Attracts ladies and is non abrasive.
Man that ride is pimpysmooth.
pimpysmooth by JoeF.Simi December 28, 2010

pimpzilla 

Don't mess with that pimpzilla, he'll bust a cap in y'all ass!
pimpzilla by Leom December 12, 2006
A pimpzor is the combination of a pimp and a pwnzor. They generally pwn white noobs. Mostly, they are named Forrest and they dominate at life against noobs named Connor or Eli. Some exeptions exist but they are very rare.
Eli-"Hey Connor you just got pwn3d by the pimpzor"
Connor-"You must mean Forrest"
pimpzor by 4est Lewis April 12, 2008