Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:
When I laid the
ol' pipe-
work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto
tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's
tits in my
book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'
m dead serious.
She's a good
girl, and not a feminazi hosebag
donkey raping fatty. I'
m gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.