Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"
The woman working at 7-11 who thankfully informed me of their policy that any container brought in and subsequently filled with slurpeewill only cost $1.04 regardless of the size of the container brought in.
Dude, I'm takin' this 3-liter bottle to the slurpee pimptress to get what's mine!
A woman in control of her own sexuality. Doesn't take no for an answer. Gets what she wants all the time. Doesn't let men hold her down or take advantage of her, that's HER job. The Ultimate woman.
In order to truly succeed in life, you must find your inner pimptress.
Okay so a 'pimpcess' is a cross between a pimp and a princess... which is basically gangsta royalty, like a princess but without the dresses and instead add some hi-tops and a hoodie :P