Skip to main content

pimpsexual

AManInJapan: dude
AManInJapan: we should put pimpsexual on URBANDICKSHANARYDOTCOM
Nabz315: hahahaha
Nabz315: noice
Nabz315: ok whats the defintion?
AManInJapan: how do you define something so pimpsexual as pimpsexual?
AManInJapan: pimpsexual is the most pimpsexual word you've ever come up with
AManInJapan: i dont know how else to describe it
pimpsexual by Nabeel November 29, 2004

Pumpsexual

Being attracted to pumpkins. It has been rumored that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know.
1: we’re not saying that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know
2: you man just found out Jack is Pumpsexual, now I know who not to invite to my Halloween party.
Pumpsexual by Îhēbæ June 19, 2019

pimpsexual

A ho who only puts out for men (pimps) who will use her and ultimately destroy her. Most strippers are pimpsexuals.
Julie is a pimpsexual. Don't get to attached, bro.
pimpsexual by jacobkreist November 1, 2007
Attracted to the idea of capturing pips in the foreign exchange markets. Thinks about this for days on end and fantasizes about the next time he or she will get more pips.
John: Yo you tryna go grab a beer?
Peter: Nah man im good just studying these charts for tonight.
John: Wow bro your such a pipsexual!!!
Peter: Thanks man I know ;)
pipsexual by Forexkiller January 13, 2017

pimsexual 

Exclusively being attracted to Pim from Smiling friends.
Man, I wanna fuck Pim. I think I'm pimsexual.
pimsexual by Cafe55677 March 7, 2022

Pumpsexual

When you are sexually attracted to aggressively pumping crypto charts. Green candles, all-time highs, and parabolic moves get you going. The deeper the FOMO, the harder the… feelings. Not to be confused with just liking profits. This is a deep, primal, chart-induced thirst.
Trader 1: “Bro, did you see $BOOZE just 10x’d in 4 minutes?”
Trader 2: unzips wallet “Dude… I think I’m pumpsexual.”
by CandleCraver – May 06, 2025
Pumpsexual by cewceweq rfv May 6, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next