AManInJapan: dude AManInJapan: we should put pimpsexual on URBANDICKSHANARYDOTCOM
Nabz315: hahahaha
Nabz315: noice
Nabz315: ok whats the defintion?
AManInJapan: how do you define something so pimpsexual as pimpsexual?
AManInJapan: pimpsexual is the most pimpsexual word you've ever come up with
AManInJapan: i dont know how else to describe it
Being attracted to pumpkins. It has been rumored that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know.
1: we’re not saying that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know
2: you man just found out Jack is Pumpsexual, now I know who not to invite to my Halloween party.
Attracted to the idea of capturing pips in the foreign exchange markets. Thinks about this for days on end and fantasizes about the next time he or she will get more pips.
John: Yo you tryna go grab a beer?
Peter: Nah man im good just studying these charts for tonight.
John: Wow bro your such a pipsexual!!!
Peter: Thanks man I know ;)
When you are sexually attracted to aggressively pumping crypto charts. Green candles, all-time highs, and parabolic moves get you going. The deeper the FOMO, the harder the… feelings. Not to be confused with just liking profits. This is a deep, primal, chart-induced thirst.
Trader 1: “Bro, did you see $BOOZE just 10x’d in 4 minutes?”
Trader 2: unzips wallet “Dude… I think I’m pumpsexual.”
by CandleCraver – May 06, 2025