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AManInJapan: dude
AManInJapan: we should put pimpsexual on URBANDICKSHANARYDOTCOM
Nabz315: hahahaha
Nabz315: noice
Nabz315: ok whats the defintion?
AManInJapan: how do you define something so pimpsexual as pimpsexual?
AManInJapan: pimpsexual is the most pimpsexual word you've ever come up with
AManInJapan: i dont know how else to describe it
pimpsexual by Nabeel November 29, 2004

Pumpsexual

Being attracted to pumpkins. It has been rumored that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know.
1: we’re not saying that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know
2: you man just found out Jack is Pumpsexual, now I know who not to invite to my Halloween party.
Pumpsexual by Îhēbæ June 19, 2019

pimpsexual

A ho who only puts out for men (pimps) who will use her and ultimately destroy her. Most strippers are pimpsexuals.
Julie is a pimpsexual. Don't get to attached, bro.
pimpsexual by jacobkreist November 1, 2007
Attracted to the idea of capturing pips in the foreign exchange markets. Thinks about this for days on end and fantasizes about the next time he or she will get more pips.
John: Yo you tryna go grab a beer?
Peter: Nah man im good just studying these charts for tonight.
John: Wow bro your such a pipsexual!!!
Peter: Thanks man I know ;)
pipsexual by Forexkiller January 13, 2017

pimsexual 

Exclusively being attracted to Pim from Smiling friends.
Man, I wanna fuck Pim. I think I'm pimsexual.
pimsexual by Cafe55677 March 7, 2022

Pumpsexual

When you are sexually attracted to aggressively pumping crypto charts. Green candles, all-time highs, and parabolic moves get you going. The deeper the FOMO, the harder the… feelings. Not to be confused with just liking profits. This is a deep, primal, chart-induced thirst.
Trader 1: “Bro, did you see $BOOZE just 10x’d in 4 minutes?”
Trader 2: unzips wallet “Dude… I think I’m pumpsexual.”
by CandleCraver – May 06, 2025
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