Piltch Share definition Flag A Boy who sits there playing counter strike source all day to try and win competition money even though he fails at the game Tomato: Hey hows the css going piltch? Piltch: Rubbish we lost again :( Piltch by Maddog1234 October 20, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Piltch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch