Pilch

The act of dining with others for free when one is unable or unwilling to provide suitable currency.

“Sorry guys, I’m going to have to pull a pilch at dinner tonight”

by Antiquist February 8, 2010

Pilch

Where you accidently do something right- doing something luckily

I just pilched my exams!

by WOOOP March 23, 2004

Pilch

A vagina.

She's got that ill pilch.

by TheLearnedHand August 14, 2012

Pilch

Used to describe something good or expressing admiration for something.

I love your new hairstyle, it's really pilch.
Those jeans are pilch.
I went to a pilch party last night!

by AlexSmith June 24, 2007

Pilch

To take advantage or have the upper hand monetarily ..

To barter or trade while having the best outcome in Your favor

I traded my dodge neon with a slipping clutch for a mint low mileage saab 93 aero 6speed that just needed plugs and coil packs ... for the win

Dude you totally Pilched that saab

by Fixitup219 July 9, 2019

pilch

to shit yourself as a result of being completely pissed

1. that was messy, i was so drunk i even pilched myself.

2. did u hear about that kid?
yeah, i heard he pilched all over the bed

by PISTx80 March 4, 2009

Pilching

the act of noncing on somebody who is underage, or at least 3 years younger.
Originates from the name 'Pilcher', our lord and saviour.

"hes dating a 13 year old"
"man, hes pilching!"

by Dani_tommosavocadoes January 9, 2023