Pillowcock

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A man with such considerably sized genitalia, it appears as though he's attempting to hide a rather large pillow in his pants. Often a hot topic in workplaces with a considerably large female-male ratio.

Waitress: "Oh my god, look at James, he could knock a girl out with that thing."

Other Waitress: "Yeah, we'll just call him Pillowcock."

Pillowcock by Jimmbalaya April 27, 2014

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pillowfucking

Making love to a pillow. Usually involves fucking soft pillows filled with feathers. Options include greasing the pillows with Vaseline and/or making holes in a pillow using your cock equipped a metallic knob.

A:What that fucking noise!Sound like someone is fucking a goose!
B:Relax, its just that dickhead Alan pillowfucking again

pillowfucking by andreon7777 December 13, 2012

Related Words

Pillowcock • pillowcucking • pillow sock • pillowfucking • pillcock • Pillicock • pillowcore • pillowfuck • Pillow Fucker • Pillow Jacked

pillowfuck

black niggards fucking a pillow that look like shit and showing their genitals with a smile and good spirit. The sencemoral is to show how to treat a woman in bed.

Pillowfuck was introduced by the famous gang that appears several times on the net while giving lessons in how to live life like a real black niggard.

pillowfuck by pillowman_fucker August 7, 2008

Pillicock

A shakespearean synoynm for Penis

That girl just sucked my pillicock

Pillicock by therealkingsam April 4, 2011

pillcock

Noun: A penis the size of a pill(generally a capsule not a tablet). This word can be used as an insult to say that someones penis is very, very small.

Adjective: Used to describe someone you do not like.

"At least I don't have a pillcock."

"At least I don't have a pillcock, you fucking pillcock."

pillcock by Omedon June 14, 2007

pillowcucking

The act of denying one of sexual pleasure while simultaneously pleasuring oneself with a pillow, usually with the cuck watching.

Chad: Dude I just pillowcucked my girl the other night!
Chud: I wish I was that awesome like you chad... to be pillowcucking anyone..

pillowcucking by clipbot May 18, 2025

pillowcore

A subset of dreamcore where you’re in a fluffy land of pillows

Alex: do you prefer dreamcore or pillowcore
Ace: Pillowcore. I love fluffy pillow worlds

pillowcore by Giant Ohio dog November 23, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026