pillcock

Noun: A penis the size of a pill(generally a capsule not a tablet). This word can be used as an insult to say that someones penis is very, very small.

Adjective: Used to describe someone you do not like.

"At least I don't have a pillcock."

"At least I don't have a pillcock, you fucking pillcock."

by Omedon June 14, 2007

Pillock

A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.

James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!

by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019

Pillock

An idiot. More of a penis

“You pillocking pillock’s”- Martin
Friday Night Dinner

by ShrekIsLord December 23, 2019

Pillockory

The act of being a total pillock. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.

Mike, don't balance your pint on your head, its total pillockory

by AutumnGaslight July 3, 2009

Pillock

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary.

Something along the lines: "Sorry James, I am a fully-rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock. -James May

by jump3r_22 September 4, 2018

Pillock

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary

You silly pillock, why did you do that for?

by John van Rooy May 1, 2002

Infantile Pillock

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis

Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...

by princess.peach December 30, 2009