pillcock 

Noun: A penis the size of a pill(generally a capsule not a tablet). This word can be used as an insult to say that someones penis is very, very small.

Adjective: Used to describe someone you do not like.

"At least I don't have a pillcock."

"At least I don't have a pillcock, you fucking pillcock."

pillcock by Omedon June 14, 2007

Pillock 

A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.

James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!

Pillock by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019

Pillock 

An idiot. More of a penis

“You pillocking pillock’s”- Martin
Friday Night Dinner

Pillock by ShrekIsLord December 23, 2019

Pillockory 

The act of being a total pillock. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.

Mike, don't balance your pint on your head, its total pillockory

Pillockory by AutumnGaslight July 3, 2009

Pillock 

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary.

Something along the lines: "Sorry James, I am a fully-rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock. -James May

Pillock by jump3r_22 September 4, 2018

Pillock 

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary

You silly pillock, why did you do that for?

Pillock by John van Rooy May 1, 2002

Infantile Pillock 

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis

Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...

Infantile Pillock by princess.peach December 30, 2009