Pilatus

Not to be confused with Pilates, Pilatus is a superb Swiss turboprop and jet light aircraft manufacturer.

The Pilatus PC-12, PC-24 PC-24 and trainer PC-21 are excellent light turboprop and jet aircraft.

Pilatus by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 2, 2025

pilatus exercises

Choreographed movements dat appear to be strenuous aerobics but are in reality just miming along wif a soundtrack of one or more other real gymnists; your charade can get humiliatingly busted, however, if said supporting playback starts to skip during a performance.

Humorist Pat McManus's chapter "The MFFFF" relies on pilatus exercises to convince your macho raw-boned hunting buddies dat you are even more physically fit than they are, when in really you're just a wimpy wheezing couch potato.

pilatus exercises by QuacksO November 5, 2025

Phallus Pilatus

A pedophile European who lives on-the-run in Thailand, and solicits shemales for sex.

In a dark secluded back alley, Pontius screwed a shemale in the back of his rickshaw.

What a Phallus Pilatus!

Phallus Pilatus by Gargoyle1 May 21, 2008

Old Fart Pilates 

A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.

Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!

Old Fart Pilates by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

pink pilates princess

pink smoothies, reading in bed, workouts in pretty pink sets, 10 step skincare routines, jewellery while she works out, the ultimate girly green juice girl.

I'm in my pink pilates princess era

pink pilates princess by charl<3 March 8, 2022

ghetto pilates 

A variation of pilates designed to strengthen the abs and back, improve muscle control, and increase flexibility for spectacular marathon lovemaking sessions.

I've been working on my ghetto pilates so I can ride that tail for hours.

ghetto pilates by majortomSF November 6, 2008

Piatus 

The act of abstaining from and or taking a hiatus from the consumption of pie.

Not eating pie at the current hour.

Withdrawing from any sponsored pie eating contests.

Being one without pie

Due to the lateness of the evening, and my current no sugar diet, I'll be taking a PIATUS till next week.

I cannot defend my title this year, as I am currently on piatus.

Piatus by Pieguys1411 February 25, 2010