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What a Phallus Pilatus!
What a Phallus Pilatus!
by Gargoyle1 May 21, 2008
Get the Phallus Pilatus mug.Not to be confused with Pilates, Pilatus is a superb Swiss turboprop and jet light aircraft manufacturer.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 2, 2025
Get the Pilatus mug.Choreographed movements dat appear to be strenuous aerobics but are in reality just miming along wif a soundtrack of one or more other real gymnists; your charade can get humiliatingly busted, however, if said supporting playback starts to skip during a performance.
Humorist Pat McManus's chapter "The MFFFF" relies on pilatus exercises to convince your macho raw-boned hunting buddies dat you are even more physically fit than they are, when in really you're just a wimpy wheezing couch potato.
by QuacksO November 5, 2025
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