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pilatus exercises

Choreographed movements dat appear to be strenuous aerobics but are in reality just miming along wif a soundtrack of one or more other real gymnists; your charade can get humiliatingly busted, however, if said supporting playback starts to skip during a performance.
Humorist Pat McManus's chapter "The MFFFF" relies on pilatus exercises to convince your macho raw-boned hunting buddies dat you are even more physically fit than they are, when in really you're just a wimpy wheezing couch potato.
pilatus exercises by QuacksO November 5, 2025

Phallus Pilatus

A pedophile European who lives on-the-run in Thailand, and solicits shemales for sex.
In a dark secluded back alley, Pontius screwed a shemale in the back of his rickshaw.

What a Phallus Pilatus!
Phallus Pilatus by Gargoyle1 May 21, 2008

Old Fart Pilates 

A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.
Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!
Old Fart Pilates by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

pink pilates princess

pink smoothies, reading in bed, workouts in pretty pink sets, 10 step skincare routines, jewellery while she works out, the ultimate girly green juice girl.
I'm in my pink pilates princess era

ghetto pilates 

A variation of pilates designed to strengthen the abs and back, improve muscle control, and increase flexibility for spectacular marathon lovemaking sessions.
I've been working on my ghetto pilates so I can ride that tail for hours.
ghetto pilates by majortomSF November 6, 2008
The act of abstaining from and or taking a hiatus from the consumption of pie.

Not eating pie at the current hour.

Withdrawing from any sponsored pie eating contests.

Being one without pie
Due to the lateness of the evening, and my current no sugar diet, I'll be taking a PIATUS till next week.

I cannot defend my title this year, as I am currently on piatus.
Piatus by Pieguys1411 February 25, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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