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A pilja can be defined as a dick person in general. A pilja will steal your money, be a tease sexually, and always find a way to ruin your night or stab you in the back. A pilja seems really cool at first then turns out to be a douche bag.
I hung out with this guy I thought was really cute last night, he ended up making me pay for the date and didnt even come back to my apartment with me. He turned out to be a total pilja.
Pilja by laughingalot333 October 16, 2011
Related Words
Pijja • Pinja • pija • Pijaso • Pijjler • Piejazzled • pigjamas • pija de mark • pijah • pijai
She is a girl with a cute smile, good at keeping secrets, giving advices, also a good friend. She really loves her best friends full of her heart. If your friends named Pijah. Please keep her. She is irreplaceable. Her face might be so heartless and judgemental but she is so kind and nice if you really know her very well.
I love Pijah. She is so nice to me
pijah by hallyout May 27, 2020

pijazzle 

To give the male genitalia a sparkly makeover with crystals arranged in different patterns so as to enhance its appearance.
He's been to the salon to get a pijazzle, it looks so sparkly!
pijazzle by Ali vajazzle November 10, 2010

Pinjambie 

1.) Quite possibly the most evil prospective super-villain ever imagined for low-budget horror/action movies: a Pirate, Ninja, Zombie hybrid.

2.) A creature that possesses the redeemable traits of 18th century seafaring fashion, stealth and articulate weaponry skill, and longevity of the undead.

3.) The severest case of explosive diarrhea one can incur after eating Indian food.
1.) Tremor Connoisseur 1: "I tootally can't wait for this movie to come out, I hear it has a Pinjambie in it! It's gonna suck sooo bad."
Tremor Connoisseur 2: "It's gonna suck awesome!"

2.) Kid: "Mom, can we go see Piranha 3D?"
Mom: "Fuck Piranhas, there's a Pinjambie in the movie we're seeing tonight."
Kid (whining): "But I want Piranhaaas..."
Mom: "What part of 'Fuck Piranhas' did you not understand?"

3.) Dude 1: "Holy fudgesicles man, my explosive Pinjambie just blew two holes straight through both my underwear and pants!!"
Dude 2: "Dude, you had one curry ball. What's wrong with you?"
Pinjambie by aeop June 29, 2011
A pair of pajama pants covered with the symbol pi. They are usually worn on March 14th or while eating pieces of pie. One never sleeps in pijamas, the consequences would be devastating.
I spend 50 of my life wearing pijamas.
pijamas by LagsForDays November 25, 2014
Slang word use by salvadorean that means "hit or whop".
Te voy a pijiar! Im going to hit you!
pijiar by Usalva August 13, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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