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Mega pint 

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.
Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?
Mega pint by Adont_hither April 24, 2022

paint a turd pink 

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"

a mega pint 

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”

Mega pint 

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.
Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?
Mega pint by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022

Mexican Paint Job 

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.
"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."

rectal painting 

Practical joke where several people eat foods that give them diarrhea and they go out and try to spray fecal matter from out of their anus on to the houses of the chosen target of the joke.
It was the night before Halloween. Ben and his friends decided to embrace the new devil's night fad. Instead of going with the tired and old toilet papering of people's houses; they were going to do some rectal painting of people's houses. Unfortunately they forgot the toilet paper and Ben found himself running from the cops with shitty underwear and some greasy cheeks.
rectal painting by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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