Pigpenning

Verb: To bring problems upon yourself by leveraging opportunities in a work environment for carnal pleasure

Slang: To shit where you eat

I did some pigpenning after the Christmas party and it got me into some trouble at the office.

by duckshrug May 23, 2020

Pigeoning

Tracking someone’s life and their career, academic, and intellectual pursuits in order to copy them or seize them

Boris keeps pigeoning me because he wants to get into Dartmouth!

by Dorgenrorgen January 1, 2020

pigeoning

Wearing your Fitbit around your ankle (like a ringed pigeon) and wiggling it while sitting at your desk, in order to increase your step count.

I don't feel like going for a walk, so I'll be pigeoning today to reach my step goal.

by neverkino October 12, 2020

Pig Penning

When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week

by JustFred May 29, 2018

pigeoning

The act of gulling whilst standing on a monument/statue or from a window situated on the first floor or above.

David enjoyed pigeoning the next door neighbour from his bedroom window.

by Miles Apart June 25, 2008

pigeoning

The art of having a conversation with someone when you don't know anything about them, sometimes not even their name. Often (but not always) used when sharking (a.k.a picking up) women.

Hey man did you even know that girl you were talking to last night?

No I was just pigeoning.

by LeKtiC July 22, 2010

Pigeoning

Pigeoning is the urban equivalent of the coutryman's segulling.
It is an act best enjoyed in a group.
It involves predominantly but not exclusively, males depositing their excited bodily excretions on a windscreen whilst watching an act of dogging. The ejaculate mimicking the appearance of avian faeces.

Whilst Zoe was busying cleaning Jim's BMW she couldn't help but get annoyed by the stuborn remnants from all the pigeoning the night before

by blue2sapphire September 25, 2016