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Pigeoning 

Tracking someone’s life and their career, academic, and intellectual pursuits in order to copy them or seize them
Boris keeps pigeoning me because he wants to get into Dartmouth!
Pigeoning by Dorgenrorgen January 1, 2020
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pigeoning 

Wearing your Fitbit around your ankle (like a ringed pigeon) and wiggling it while sitting at your desk, in order to increase your step count.
I don't feel like going for a walk, so I'll be pigeoning today to reach my step goal.
pigeoning by neverkino October 12, 2020

Pig Penning

When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.
Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week
Pig Penning by JustFred May 29, 2018

pigeoning  

The act of gulling whilst standing on a monument/statue or from a window situated on the first floor or above.
David enjoyed pigeoning the next door neighbour from his bedroom window.
pigeoning by Miles Apart June 25, 2008

pigeoning 

The art of having a conversation with someone when you don't know anything about them, sometimes not even their name. Often (but not always) used when sharking (a.k.a picking up) women.
Hey man did you even know that girl you were talking to last night?

No I was just pigeoning.
pigeoning by LeKtiC July 22, 2010

Pigeoning 

Pigeoning is the urban equivalent of the coutryman's segulling.
It is an act best enjoyed in a group.
It involves predominantly but not exclusively, males depositing their excited bodily excretions on a windscreen whilst watching an act of dogging. The ejaculate mimicking the appearance of avian faeces.
Whilst Zoe was busying cleaning Jim's BMW she couldn't help but get annoyed by the stuborn remnants from all the pigeoning the night before
Pigeoning by blue2sapphire September 25, 2016
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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