Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
He piffed the ball at the batter
piffed by Mark June 23, 2004
Related Words
piffed • Piffer • puffed • piffen • Peffed Up • piffery • Puffed up • paffed • picfed • Pifed
to be upset with something/someone. The level of being upset ranges from alittle more then ticked off to alittle less then angry
I am piffed that you didn't ask if I wanted anything from Rita's when you went!!!
piffed by Christina March 30, 2008
Daring to sniff. If only for a second.
He piffed the mess from the doorway
Piffed by Angela June 23, 2004
Being mad, yet in shock; pissed but surprised.
I'd been talking to this guy for a month and then out of nowhere he got in a relationship with some THOT. I was piffed.
Piffed by ShitISay April 6, 2017
Hey babe, come here quick! There are two guys behind the trash dumpster and one is getting puffed!
puffed by talk2me-JCH2 November 11, 2016

Jet Puffed 

When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina
"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"

Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"
Jet Puffed by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
Load more