Pie Wrapper 

This is the lingerie for the lower region of women's anatomy. The need for this word arose when too many women scheived from the word panties. A sexy word for lower lingerie is needed. This may just be a place holder.

My girlfriend told me never to use the word panties, like ever. I was miffed because what she wears is not a g string or boy briefs. What she wears are definitely pie wrappers.

Pie Wrapper by I've done that. May 24, 2018

Pie wrappering 

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving

Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.

Pie wrappering by BMurderface July 17, 2015

Pie wrappering 

Pie wrappering is a life style. It is mainly used in the trucking world but has made its way into everyday use.

While on a long haul truck adventure, the driver finds himself becoming bored behind the wheel. Starts to browse instagram girls, one thing leads to another and he begins to crank down behind the wheel while driving. To save a messy gravy stroke clean up, the driver inserts his coozer into one of the many empty pie wrappers, performs his coup de grace into the wrapper. Saving himself a clean up.

Truckers have also begun to swap the second use pie wrappers when they meet up at truck stops.

It is unsure why they do this, maybe to compare load size, or a quick protein hit prior to getting amongst a pie wrapper session. One can only speculate.

“Hey big John, can I get a copy?”
“Go for Big John!”
“Copy, running late for the deadline, pie wrappering blow out. Be there asap.”
“Copy that, I’ve got a couple of packed aged wraps for the swap.”
“10-4 good buddy”

Pie wrappering by Puta Pendejo December 11, 2024