pickup truck 

A utility-type vehicle with a three- or four-walled cargo-bed on the back, and used by guys as a chick-magnet. Extra points if the cab is comfy and the truck is outfitted with fancy trimmings, but even a simple no-frills "dinosaur-age" hack can be enticing to some gals if the driver-dude is willing to help her or others in her family by using his truck to haul stuff for them.

I don't feel overly envious of the other dudes in town with their nice snazzy shiny pickup trucks, cuz those snooty macho guys usually won't haul stuff for people for fear that "they might scratch the paint". The gals I hang out with, though, are more sensible-minded and less aesthetics-oriented, and so they truly appreciate me for being a caring kind-hearted bloke, and for the fact that I always AM willing to transport items for them in my '80's-era pickup. Those are the real --- and best --- kind of lady-friends to have.

pickup truck by QuacksO November 21, 2017

pickup truck 

a hoe. a slut. a posritute. someone who goes with one or more man or either the same or oppsoite sex doesnt care how old.

u a pickup truck girl u got every nigga.

pickup truck by jessica bigelow June 11, 2006

pickup truck gomer 

A tall, hunched over hayssed yokel type, a simpleton who is basically a doofis, who drives a pickup truck, and thinks he is really cool, although in reality is a total dork.

The Pickup Truck Gomer thought everyone believed he was cool, but instead they all laughed at him behind his back and viewed him as an overly tall, doofis, noodle-head, and simpleton in a stupid pickup truck that he never used for any real pickup truck type work.

pickup truck gomer by Rory O'Doul June 4, 2018

Pickup Truck Fetish 

A fetish for Pickup Trucks

mmmparadise has a pickup truck fetish.
those exhaust pipes just get him going.

Pickup Truck Fetish by anonnnnn March 12, 2012

Pickup Truck Roulette 

A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.

"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."

Pickup Truck Roulette by Libbuhtayy June 4, 2014

Pickup Truck Illiterate 

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

Pickup Truck Illiterate by BODBOP February 1, 2018

Mexican Pickup Truck 

Intermediate-level variant of the Shocker. Ten in the front!

"The Minivan has got nothing on the Mexican Pickup Truck".

Mexican Pickup Truck by dodzdaga May 8, 2014