The fat friend in the group.
by LBTMFATMRCLEAN February 23, 2008
The fat girl, usually spotted in a trio or quad group of girls. Minivans typically dress as if they were attractive. These swift moving, fast talking creatures will stay close to an attractive girl, and live of playing as a cock block
"Yo Stacy was lookin good today, so I felt like I should holla at her for a change. I got her attention but that damn MINIVAN parked in front of her."
"Why is that MINIVAN wearing a skirt, nobody needs to see that."
"Why is that MINIVAN wearing a skirt, nobody needs to see that."
by anonymous1uno March 01, 2008
Similar to the shocker (2 in the coin slot, 1 in the balloon knot), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist in the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
by millertime32 October 03, 2009
Similar to the shocker (2 in the vertical smile, 1 going the extra mile or 2 in the ham curtains, 1 in the hurtin's), the act of putting 2 fingers in the coin slot and a fist in the balloon knot. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
by millertime32 October 06, 2009
A minivan is one of the prerequisites needed before moving into a suburban area. Even if you don't have kids or you have a single child, a minivan is still required for suburban living.
That single guy is driving a minivan even though he could be driving a sedan. He must be from the suburbs!
by abcdefghi76543 July 12, 2015
Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist up the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
by Minivanna White February 15, 2005
A car that is rarely seen driven outside of the suburbs, or by nonwhite/nonasian families. NEVER seen driven by people who are single.
by Rodney Basil April 06, 2004