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Beef Pickle 

1. A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

2. A term describing a penis that has taken on a pungent vinegar odor, similar to the scent of pickle brine.
After a 3-day camping trip without showers, she could smell my ripe beef pickle through my shorts.
Beef Pickle by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

beer pickle

akin to whiskey dick, except that the cause of limpness is the result of an over consumption of beer rather than whiskey. Said pickle may also smell of vinegar in some cases.
"She said he drank a case of beer , and then tried to put the beer pickle on her."
beer pickle by Meek One October 15, 2009

pickled beet 

When rubber bands are wrapped tightly under the head of the penis. After a time, this allows blood to cause the head to turn deep red; like a beet. The feeling during ejaculation is heightened when the rubber bands are taken off.
"I just wrapped five rubber bands really, really tight on my meat popsicle! When I'm ready to cum, my pickled beet will explode after I take the rubber bands off!"
pickled beet by The Broken Eyelid September 13, 2008

Pickleweezle 

When you sneeze, cough, fart, and pee on yourself a little, all at the same time.
"Aahhchoo!$&@$%^#£!... Oops"

God bless you! Did you just pickleweezle?!
Pickleweezle by Bomechelle December 29, 2013

Pickleberry Butternut 

A ballsack that has become cold and shrivelled.
Carefull to dress up warmly in cold weather, you don't want a Pickleberry Butternut.
Pickleberry Butternut by Borken August 23, 2009

Pickleberry Butternut 

Describes a chill to the scrotum; often characterized by shrinkage in towards the body.
"It's so cold in here, I have a bad case of Pickleberry Butternut!"
Pickleberry Butternut by Truenash August 23, 2009