Hawg Rocket

A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

Her superior BJ skills had produced an impressive froth on my hawg rocket.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

Soup Kitchen

A slang term for vagina, in the same spirit as meat curtains, whisker biscuit, etc. The term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

Her beaver squeezins were dribbling down her leg...I'm glad I brought my spoon to this soup kitchen.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

Beef Pickle

1. A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

2. A term describing a penis that has taken on a pungent vinegar odor, similar to the scent of pickle brine.

After a 3-day camping trip without showers, she could smell my ripe beef pickle through my shorts.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

Muddy Pothole

The muddy pothole is an advanced sensual move for fecal-feliacs.

Step 1: Take a dump in your lover's belly button.
Step 2: Repeatedly thump your dick on the filled belly button.
Step 3: Enjoy the splash.

This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

Bernard was ready to take their sex life to the next level, and gently requested that Gwen lie down and try the muddy pothole.

by BunzAndWeenies.com October 13, 2011

Rape Gator

A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

My bulging rape gator woke me up at 6am with a ravenous hunger for poon.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011