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Picardio 

The act of losing weight and the respect your children by watching nostalgia bait sci-fi while doing stationary aerobic exercises
oh god, dad's doing picardio while my friends are over, I'm so embarrassed
Picardio by safetythongs May 30, 2023
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picardize 

To change the ending of a minor-key piece of music to a major key, adding a Picardy third (tierce de Picardie).

One can loosely refer to music that already has a Picardy third ending as "self-picardizing". Some examples include the "Little" Fugue in G Minor by J.S. Bach, "And I Love Her" by The Beatles, "Roundabout" by Yes, and N.I.B. by Black Sabbath.
"The last chord here is D minor. Do you really want to picardize it, using D major instead?"
"Yes, Number One, make it so."
picardize by Grinning Cat March 10, 2012
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picarious 

To experience something by viewing another's pictures.
I spent the entire day looking at other people's vacation pictures and enjoyed a picarious high.
picarious by EyeInTheSkyy October 14, 2013

picardia 

A meme that is supposed to be ironic bad and funny involving a face with sunglasses smiling and giving the thumbs up meaning it was bad but good.
The face usually has a logo or country flag to represent the meme.
Did you see the communist picardia meme "When you starve your whole population and reduce them to literal cannibalism but it's ok because you sent a dog into space"
picardia by BallMemes December 11, 2017
A name for a total legend. Usually with fire hair cut like the Mahomesie. Usually a Picardi has too much drip and doesnt give a fuck what you think.
Person 1: "Yo that kid's a legend but kinda smells."
Person 2: "yea total Picardi"

Alex Picardi 

Alex Picardi is a hot male with a big cock
Girl-yes Ik it’s huge
Alex Picardi by Gayslutz July 31, 2021

picarding 

the act of premature ejaculation over a very minor sexual act such as kissing or some form of body to body contact
You heard about that guy Mason?

No what happened?

He was making out with someone and he was picarding all over the place.
picarding by bbutcher August 22, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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